Monthly Archives: July 2012

Opinionated Animorphs Book Guide – #16 The Warning

The Animorphs discover something shocking on the internet, and it’s not 2 Girls 1 Cup! Advertisements

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Opinionated Animorphs Book Guide – #15 The Escape

Shut up, Tobias… SHUT UP, TOBIAS!!!

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Opinionated Animorphs Book Guide – #14 The Unknown

The scene I decided not to talk about in this review: Cassie’s parents talking about Jake’s penis. Kinda wish I was kidding.

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Opinionated Animorphs Book Guide – #13 The Change

Jara Hamme and Ket Halpack, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…

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Opinionated Animorphs Book Guide – The Andalite Chronicles

It’s like The Phantom Menace, only with all the bad shit taken out!

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Opinionated Animorphs Book Guide – #12 The Reaction

I don’t know, I think the Yeerks would have been better off infesting Tim Allen.

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Opinionated Animorphs Book Guide – #11 The Forgotten

Not sure which is the bigger threat in this book: The Yeerks, the tribal people, the killer ants or the boxing match on the PPV!

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